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Mikolas Josef, a Czech god. With a jawline that can cut steel. Abs that can wash clothes. Always stays hydrated. Pancakes lover. Steady plenty motherfuckers hater. GREAT singer, i suggest listening to Abu Dhabi. thx for reading.
"yo, what's up?"
-Mikolas?
-Mikolas.
-MIKOLAS!
for any mention of Mikolas Josef
Mikolas Josef is an amazing and lovely czech guy. His second name is «A Walking Meme». He's very hard-working that's why he always serves bops. Mikolas Josef loves his fans and he treats them with kindness. Also he likes to use the word "soon" which translated to miki-language means either in 2 years or NEVER. His favourite emojis are 🍑👋 (don't ask why)
Example 1: Ugh i wish i was a Mikolas Josef
Example 2:
Mikolas Josef : new music is coming
teammiki: when?
Mikolas Josef : sOoN
teammiki: *plays spongebob one eternity later time card*
(Verb)~ to Josef Charro. When someone who used to be a close friend rarely makes time for you, because he spends all his time with his girlfriend
Mike: yoo bro wanna hit the clubs tonight?
Steve: nah can’t bro i’m going to the movies with my girlfriend.
Mike: don’t Josef Charro me you motherfucker.
The fastest man alive. Ran a sub 6:30 mile, long jumps over 15 feet, jumps 5 feet high.
Josef Hudak is the most athletic person at my school!
Hot weeb: Who’s that guy with the pommac in the cp truck?
Shrekslayer: oh it’s just josef vöro!