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A: Hey dude, wanna hear a joke?
B: Sure!
A:My life
B: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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a verb to describe being high, stoned. the word can be used in multiple ways.
1) yo man, i'm so joked.
2) yo you wanna go joke?
3) dude, you're too joked.
3) well, then don't joke.
4) wanna go joke a toke?
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Usually said by the British when they see a joke-
back when the law was made in Britain that allows citizens to criticize the king and queen, they had to remind themselves of whats a joke and what's not. Thus the creation of the sentence "That's Jokes" is made.
Hahahahha "That's Jokes" man.
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The phrase "it's a joke" is often used to lighten a situation as a defense mechanism. Saying "it's only a joke" is often used when the person has not understood or got offended. Reasons may include:
1. The person was genuinely joking and did not mean to cause confusion or offense
2. The person is backing down after upsetting someone
3. The other person fails to see the point, and is reassured that it's not serious
Ben: "I'm so bored, I hate my job! I wish I could grab a beer!"
Boss overhears Ben's comment to his friend
Boss: "How about I fire you? Then you can get a beer, and a new job!"
Ben: "😳 Sorry boss, I was only joking! Look, I'm writing my report now!"
Boss "....."
Person 1: "There are three kinds of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't."
Person 2: "HOW does that make sense?"
Person 1: "It's a joke."
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this is a ussless entry i just want to test. a joke is a thing some people wont get.
Something you say after you mean what you said but don't want to offend someone.
P1: I won't be there.
P2: Joke
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