Chonch

This isnt just any retard, it is an autistic reatard, they do not actually have the conditions, their haircut gave it to them

Wow look at his haircut, he must be a chonch.

Chonch

A Swole like Pig

That dude is a big chonch

Chonched Out

Knocked out, asleep.

John: Where's Mark?
Sarah: Didn't you see? Mark's chonched out on the couch. Did too much Mary Jane.