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A cake frosted with zombie cum.
That zombie was really horny, not only did I get his jizz on my Dairy Queen Cake, I also got his fingernails!!!!
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A woman who has a cold heart, but looks so sweet that you want to have her as a snack
Man 1: Damn, she looks so sweet, but she's a cold-hearted woman
Man 2: Bro, she's definitely a Dairy Queen Woman
A dairy queen dip is when a guy is screwing someone up the ass and when he pulls out he was shit at the end of his dick. Hence a dairy queen dip because of how a ice cream cone is dipped into chocolate.
A man screws his girl friend up the ass and comes out with a dairy queen dip.
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When you pour hot wax on a girl's titties so they look like dipped Dairy Queen cones
"I heard she had some Dairy Queen titties last night"
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Dairy Queen ~ A usually hang for Triathletes after hard rides and races. Not to be confused with the act "2 Triathletes 1 cup." If you are Dairy Queened a compensatory prostate massage is usual expected or one can choose to provide a "Snow Ball" (protein replacement) in the bath room. Before or after said triathlete has enjoyed a frosty blizzard.
" can't believe I got Dairy Queened..... I hate giving prostate massages." ... "crap maybe i'll just opt to give a snow ball."
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Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.
Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.
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The act of cumming all over a girls body. This can be done in a multitude of ways. For example,with a strawberry sundae, you get the girl you cum over to menstruate all over your dick, ass and mouth. For the chocolate small sundae, you get shit in the mouth by the girl.
She wanted some ice cream so I gave her a dairy queen small sundae, the relationship was over after that.