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a religion revolving around eggs
"yeah ive been really getting into gastonism lately so i eat 4 dozen eggs every morning"
1. When you act too confident often only to be proved instantly wrong (especially by attractive red head girls)
2. When you expect the world to fall at your feet for performing simple jobs
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Guy 1: Shit that guy really thought he was right he looked so stupid just then
Guy 2: guess he just pulled a Gaston
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Guy 1: Wow did you see how good he felt after cutting up that fruit even though it’s part of his job?!
Guy 2: yeah he really pulled a Gaston
A guy who ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he is grown, he eats five dozen eggs. So he's roughly the size of a barge. He is a great guy better than any Tom, Dick or Stanley. You can bet that he won't give you up till he falls into an abyss.
Guy: Man I've never seen anyone eat as many eggs as Gaston.
Woman: Gaston.
Woman/Guy: That guy is a real Gaston, have you seen how many eggs he can eat?
The most vain Disney Villan of them all. DESCRIPTION: Blue eyes, Black hair, Mostly wearing Red, About 6'0. Age: 36
Personality: Extremeley Vain, Envious and Insane. Occupation: Former Army Captain, Hunter. Birth Date: April 25, 1720 Death Date November 24, 1756. And he commited all of these crimes. Abuse
Attempted murder
Poaching
Conspiracy
Blackmail
Vandalism
Fraud
Stalking
Treason
Incrimination
Unlawful imprisonment
Animal cruelty
Theft
Incitement to riot
Sexual harassment
Torment
Breaking and entering
Attempted regicide
Arson
Attempted forced marriage arrangement
MY WHAT A BITCH, GASTON!
When you pull your ball sack out and form a bowl of sorts and let your buddy fill it with piss, and then sip the urine from the sack.
Hey bro- you down for a Gaston county tea cup party?
An amazingly attractive man.
Sometimes used to describe someones attractiveness/greatness.
I love Mitchell Gaston!
That guy is so Mitchell Gaston.