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to shave your pubic hair
Daughter: I need to mow the front lawn
Mom: Oh dont worry, i pay the mexicans 25 dollars to do it
Daughter: Hahahaha
Mom: *clueless*
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A line from the movie Kingpin refering to sleeping with someone else's girlfriend or wife.
Angry man: You lookin at my woman?
Another man: Yeah man you dont go mowing other people's lawns!
1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.
2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.
"What are you doing tonight?"
"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."
When you chew off her pubes during sex
I discovered my fetish when I mowed her lawn
To be in party chat with the boys and to leave without any notice or ghost everyone for an absurd amount of time.
Person 1: WTF bro, how did you miss that shot?
Person 2: …
Person 3: Bro speak
Person 2: …
Person 1: He's gone MOWING THE LAWN
Sleep with a milf. Often times a result of mowing the lawn in front of her.
Did you see Mrs. Johnson the other day? She was looking so fine!
See her? I mow the lawn with her