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The lead-in to many a tired old joke on Slashdot, where the punchline is a reverse of what is normal. Sometimes produces screamingly funny results, often produces a yawn.
Derived from old Yakov Smirnoff jokes, where Mr. Smirnoff (a Soviet expatriate) used to do the same thing when talking about the former Soviet Union during his routines.
In Soviet Russia, urbandictionary.com posts definitions on you!
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An internet fad/meme that essentially boils down to a reversal of the norm. As can be seen in the example below, while anywhere else You would tell a bad joke...
In Soviet Russia, bad jokes tells YOU.
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A surprise attack/ambush by a group of people against a single target. This phrase is shouted by the ambushers in "City of God" when they all simultaneously shoot a gangster.
The mob boss sent a soviet attack against his right hand man.
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Soviet Union but it's now Onion
The flag now has an Onion on it
Instead of people, there are communist ONIONS
A phrase that decribes any system, operation, or action, where the beaurocracy serves to create more problems than the problem it was created to solve.
Jack came into class late, the teachers inquiry of, "why were you late?" was followed by, "Sorry, the buses ran with soviet efficiency!"
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Originated with Cold War comic genius Yakov Smirnoff.
In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, party always finds you. -- Yakov Smirnoff
Popular on slashdot, appearances on Family Guy, The Simpsons, Futurama.
In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you.
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To have sex with a women when she's on her period. Red is the color of blood/Soviet Union. A submarine is very much shaped like a penis. Hence, Soviet Sub. Can be used in past and present tense.
"Dude, I Soviet Subbed her like crazy last night!"
"I was Soviet Subbing this chick, and..."
"Baby, you wanna... Soviet Sub tonight?"