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Earth

The real hell. According to sacred Gnostic texts, has been and will be the darkest planet in the entire universe with more than 70% of it's inhabitants being ether dark or gray spirited. All life will end in 2100.

Be proud of youself for coming to this hellhole called Earth.

by *Dee* April 30, 2006

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Earth

The Alabama of space, we humans are stupid, and no aliens want to live here permanantly, they are only passing through.

Hey, look it's Earth, let's not go there.

by Jiub May 25, 2003

83๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


Earth

a spherical, lump of shit and piss floating around the Sun at 66,000 mph.

Incidentally, the place sucks the big one.

Earth? Who needs the place?

by J. Michael Reiter April 30, 2005

94๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


earthing

the act of consciously connecting to Earth and soaking up the divine energies, mainly through walking in nature barefoot.

earthing is one of my favorite things to do - I feel instantly connected to the Universe <3

by earthangelhannah February 28, 2021


Earth

1. A hospitable life-sustaining planet.

2. A flat mass of land that the universe orbits. At least, that's what a whopping 0.01% of the population have come to wrongly believe.

The earth is not flat.

by Twotorule January 16, 2018


Earth

Welcome to geography... Are you feeling alright?

Person 1: Do we live on Mars

Person 2: No, we live on Earth

by MrAdemola123 June 17, 2020


Earth

It literally means " Dirt"
The Piece of Dirt that we all live on.
We also Destroy it

You Wanna go kick some Earth into that kids Sock?

by SadDinamik May 16, 2017