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When someone likes all your posts on social media, and friend requests you on social media, but won't act on anything IRL.
Hit em with that virtual thought... "Like"
When you have thoughts you want to say but someone constantly interrupts you when you talk.
My girlfriend is such a thought fuck. She just wants to talk about shopping.
A phrase used do to the pre notion of someone saying something stupid, obnoxious, rude, or negative.
Matt walks in the door with a disgruntled look on his face. Liz is getting the kids ready for bed. The dishes aren't done.
Matt: thinking to himself "why aren't the dishes done?"
Liz:" shut your thoughts up!"
When you have racing anxious thoughts and you say them out loud as a pressure release to stop worrying and let go of the thoughts
I was panicking about the movie tomorrow and just said out loud as a thought dump"I'm fucking freaking out it's probably gonna be fine it's just a movie anyway" and felt better within minutes.
The wide array of bad thoughts a man experiences for a few minutes after masturbation.
Directly at ter masturbating to a picture of his lifelong crush, he felt a little guilty and wondered if he even liked her at all, but those were just nut thoughts.
A "eureka" moment but instead of exclaiming "eureka," you exclaim "mmm" because your mouth is full of water.
Two entrepreneurs (E) drinking:
E1: "We need a business idea."
E2: "Yeah, but what?"
E1: *Takes a drink and comes up with an idea* "Mmm!"
E2: "I know that sound! That's a drink thought exclamation!"