Store defective

Being mistaken for an employee of a store you are shopping in because you are wearing your work uniform.

"excuse me young man could you show me where the vagasil is?"

"ok, I don't work here. But I had to buy some for a friend recently it's in Aisle 5, bottom shelf"

A classic case of store defective.

dead dog store

funni store flamingo made

flamingo:welcome to dead dog store what dead dog do you want
noob: djdbs dkd sksjs sjs sjs sn
flamingo:ok your becoming a new dead dog

Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object

Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore

Piñata Store

A place a Mexican drug cartel hides to sell all sorts of various drugs.

"I heard they opened a new piñata store down the block"

Mexican Store Owner

a man who owns a mexican store

I've heard of a man who runs a Mexican Store in the desert.. he goes by the Mexican Store Owner.

Tom's Hardware Store

The coolest fucking place you'll ever go. They sell swords and guns.

"Man, I loved going to Tom's Hardware Store."
"I know man, it was crazy."