birch wood

the literal worst block in minecraft

Guy: Look at my house
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*

Shaking the Birch

When someone lays a fart on your leg.

I farted on my friends leg therefore shaking the birch.

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birch boys

The new and future upcoming rappers from merrick New York. Their shit is hotter then hell and doper then dope itself. It's JP and Monty!

Guy 1:Yo you heard of the birch boys?
Guy 2:Nah man?
Guy 1:Their shit is dope as hell they're dropping songs soon!
Guy 2: Damn can't wait to hear them!

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Simon Birch

1. A movie that midgets often masturbate to.

2. (verb) "to birch", The act of standing on one's knees to perform a reach-around while pretending to be a crippled midget.

Example:

Bro 1: "My knees hurt."

Bro 2: "Why bro?"

Bro 1: "Because I simon birched your mom last night!"

Bro 2: "Whoa, proper Van Dammage dude."

Bro 3: "My knees hurt too."

luke birch

An iconic British legend

Chantell: gets her wig whisked up
Luke Birch: stop snatching wigs Chantell
School nurse: don’t worry guys all she needs is a blue paper towel

Birch tree

What to call your friends when you don't wanna call them a biatch. Put a deer 🦌 next to it so it can be part of the Forest

Explain you birch tree🦌

Birch Ass

1. Indicates that a person is abnormally interested in plants, gardening or anything related to nature.

2. Hippie-like

1. At the party last night, Keith bored everybody with his gardening stories. When he told me about his new bonsai project, I almost fell asleep. What a birch ass nigga.

2. "Get off my property, you birch ass communists!" yelled the senior citizen when he discovered the youths sitting in a circle around his tree while smoking pot.

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