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the girls on Culinary institute campus are so limited and so ugly that it's like Drunk goggles, you need to look though these, and drunk goggles to find a good looking girl.
"dude, she's hot as hell,"
"no she's not"
"sorry i've been on campus all day let me take off my CIA goggles...
Damn she is ugly as hell"
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An epic song, which is a parody of Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus. The song was sung by America's most beloved musician and parodist, Weird Al Yankovic.
I'm feeling nervous but I'm really kinda wishing for another undercover mission
That's when the red alert came on the radio
And I put my earpiece on
Got my dark sunglasses on
And I had my weapon drawn
So I get my handcuffs, my cyanide pills
My classified dossier
Tapping the phones like, yeah
Shredding the files like, yeah
I memorized all the enemy spies
I've got to neutralize today
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA
Yeah, it's a party in the CIA-
Babe, I swear, for the last fucking time, stop singing that damn song for the 20th time!!!
Cardiff International Arena
Arena, in Cardiff, where bands play
Oh butt! Comin to the gig tonight at the CIA?
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Use this to tell a little bitch to go Cry in a shower.
stfu I hate you!
go cias emo.
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this word is alot like bomb.com or nina.com it means totally awesome. basically the coolest thing ever. or it could be just a really great time.
dude. i cant believe you just did that. you are so bomb.gov/cia.
dude that band totally rocked. totally bomb.gov/cia
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Me texting my friends about my day and I spell somthing wrong i have to say cia renita
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A division of an intelligence agency or entity who's primary purpose is to create the illusion of, or appearance of, a real threat for the purpose of consumption by the general population, while conducting clandestine operations which are often in opposition to the benefit, needs, or desires of the general population. Also Al CIA-duh!
Al Qaeda attacked the United States on 9/11? Give me a break! The U.S. military was conducting wargames on that morning, there were eyewitnesses who testified regarding bombs in the WTC towers, there were advanced intelligence warnings by multiple nations regarding the attacks, and every other time an aircraft has gone off course, military fighters have been sitting off of the airplane's wing in a matter of minutes. With that military budget, they were unable to defend against alleged attacks by goat herders in Afghan caves and camel jockies from the desert? Good thing it wasn't a major power who attacked us (with sarcasm)! Al Qaeda my ass. More like Al CIA-duh!
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