no dirty mind intended

No dirty mind intended, or NDMI is used when someone wants to say something that soinfs suspicious but does not intend to make it sound suspicious, it is the opposite word for sinful mind and vicious mind.

Jake:"my sister is so stubburn, no matter how hard i HIT her she still would not obey me."
Sam:"well, you might need to hit her harder. No dirty mind intended THOUGH."

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Catchphrase Intended

When a sentence you write/type comes out like more of a catchphrase than the pun it was intending to be.

It’s more of an ice cream if it’s in a cone, it’s not a gelato if it’s not in a cup. Catchphrase Intended

this is not the intended use of the search bar

your meant to search for stuff like demon time or something, not sentences

"hey dude im gonna search urban dictionary sucks!"

"this is not the intended use of the search bar"

offense intended

The opposite of "no offense"
It's what you say right before insulting somebody to let him know your insult is intentional and that you mean every word of it too

^ No offense, but you support racist immigration policies, and I don't respect that
> Yeah, well, offense intended: I screw your Salvadoran girlfriend behind your back, and she loves it. So take that, you cuckolded little B
^ Hey, what the hell!