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a spectacular holiday dating back to 300 BC, where locusts are getting acknowledged for how fucking amazing they are. This holiday is celebrated every wednesday, so get excited or something!!!
Dude, are you celebrating locust wednesday??
what the actual fuck is that???
Goodbye.
Full of idiotic A-hole guys who only want pics and then block you
Good at sports but the worst guys imaginable
Ytf are they so well off?
P1: What us that guy you were telling ne about like?
P2: Oh, he's from locust valley
P1: ohh.
A twitter account that regularly posts conditional hypotheticals designed to elicit an emotional response and to get a rise out of people. It is a tactic for driving up engagement.
Ever since I muted a bunch of locust twitter accounts, my twitter experience has greatly improved.
A landscaping worker who uses a backpack blower.
It was a super chill day until the Mexican Locusts showed up.
A person(s) usual close friends or family members or teenagers who remove the contents of your fridge or cupboards as soon as you've brought the edible food items home from the supermarket. The food stuffs are meant to last a week/fortnight etc but are all gone within an hour.
Me: puts shopping away in fridge*
Fridge locusts - typically teenagers: within 60 seconds that the fridge door closes, enter kitchen, remove food from fridge and retreat into their lair for consumption .
Me: few hours later go for brew and mars bar *empty wrapper! *
“Aye bra u seen Bryan lately”
“No, why do u ask “
“Man he done went and turned into a locust circle, I can’t believe this shit “
A girl who hops from guy to guy
Slut
Whore
hoe
She's such a Female Locust