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My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.

Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*

by Someone who kinda exists January 6, 2022


Agh my leg

When someone in sponge Bob hurts their leg

Sponge Bob was driving his boat as he drove into the Krusty Krab and hits a table that crashed into a customer

Customer: Agh my leg!

by Goth cuck April 10, 2018


stomp on my leg

expressing that you are going to give in to something that you low key want to do anyway

stomp on my leg, I will go get a free slurpie

by tsunamigirl January 29, 2022