Your balls will explode guaranteed

This is what is gonna happen if you suck my toes

WAIT DONT DO THAT! If you do that, Your balls will explode guaranteed,

Not guaranteed

Will never happen

Hotel early check in is not guaranteed.

pretty much guaranteed

Not at all guaranteed.

Josh is pretty much guaranteed to meet a girl at the bar tonight.

The Cooper Guarantee

when your teammates push for you to get a full scholarship by themselves when you’re doing good as a walk-on.

The Cooper Guarantee almost made Jordan Thomas Cooper the first freshman graduate of a college sport.