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go to bed with itchy butt
wake up with smelly finger
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Didn't quite get around to the courtesy wipe.....now i gotta deal with itchy butt for the rest of the day
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When you rub your erect penis on a females unshaven pubic hair, until the penis draws blood. You then ejacualte on the females stomach, and also wipe blood on top of the semen.
Person 1: Dude i totally gave Andrea the itchy falcon last night
Person 2: Holy shit bro! Thats's hot as dicks!
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Amusement park (or theme park) parking lot lingo to describe the horrific realization that you've forgotten where you parked your car. Originates from the Simpsons episode where they go to Itchy & Scratchy Land, 'The Violentest Place On Earth', where Homer says "Remember... we parked in the Itchy Lot", and the camera pulls back to reveal that there are only two lots, the Itchy Lot and the Scratchy Lot, each filled with 50,000 cars.
...walking out of Giants Stadium after the Metallica concert...
"Hey that was a great show! Uh-oh, where did we park?"
"I think we're in the Itchy Lot"
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feeling you get, when you have not cleaned your dick for a while.
I have a itchy corn, I guess I need to see a doctor.
When your palm itches it usually signifies that you will be receiving money in the near future.
Right=Cash
Left=Loss of Money
When your right palm itches, do not scratch your hand for the "luck" will go away. But if your left itches, then scratch away to ward off the loss.
It also means you'll get laid by the ugliest chick and regret it the next day
"Man I had an itchy palm and I found 20 bucks later that day!"
"Man I had an itchy palm last night"
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When your pecker itches. Poison Ivy on the pen0r, Any situation when your dinger itches constantly.
Steve was playing in Poison Ivy and then jerked off, Now he has Itchy Dick.
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itchy raisin is when you take a dump, wipe your ass but didnt quite get all of it....an hour later your cornhole gets itchy as hell.
dave took a crap but hes complaning about an itchy raisin, so i told him to go finish wiping his ass
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