T-pain stoy

A slang way of referring to the great Russian author and philosopher, Leo Tolstoy.

oh, you mean War and Peace by T-pain stoy? Man, when I read that book, it really made me think about 19th century Russia, and I couldn't believe how relevant the theme's are to today! Really though, T-pain stoy's later works are more interesting if you're into philosophy.

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T-Pain o' Clock

A quicker way of saying 5:00 A.M.

~phone rings~
Person 2: Hello…
Person 1: Yo, Derp!
Person 2: Dude… WTF! It's five in the morning!
Person 1: I know that it's T-Pain o' Clock, but hear me out!

T-Painful

When a song is overly autotuned, giving off the impression that the artist has no real talent.

"Wow, that Omi song 'Cheerleader' could be pretty good if it wasn't so T-Painful"

T Paining

T Paining is a verb used to describe what happens, on a Zoom call, when you start to cut out and your voice starts to glitch and stutter, resembling the heavily autotuned vocals of a T Pain song.

Bob: "The metrics for quarter --- zzz -- bzzz -- fzzzz --- "
Employee: "So it looks like Bob is T Paining right now...let's give him a second to reconnect"

T-Paining

When you jump into a video chat, but you're lagging, and we can kind of understand you but not really.

Yo, Justin always jumps into the chat T-Paining.

Rj, Jump out, then jump back in you're T-Paining

T-Pains

glasses, sunglasses or shades.

hey man nice T-pains

thanks man you too