Bed

Another house for a lazy person

Mom: can you please get me the milk?

Son: no Im in my bed

Mom: why? Is that your new house or sumthin?

Son: yup

Bed

Somebody who likes porn

Aaniyah: Did you know Adrian likes bed
Rihanna: Really?
Duayne: Yeah I saw his history at school.

Bed

A place you sleep in at night

The man slept in his bed at night while it was raining

Bed

Yes

Bed

Bed

A device used for recuperating lost stamina invented by Nyl during the Dark Ages

I'm going to destroy you on the bed tonight honey

Bed

Where bad things happen.

kid:mommmmmm
Mom: don't come in the bedroom

Kid: i'm still coming

Kid: ( enters) sees dad fucking mom
Mom: oh oh

Dad : wanna join?

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Bed

To bed someone (to fuck) Used in United Kingdom, common.

Do you want to bed me?

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