Haine Religion

When A plane got high jacked by Jack Off the Cheeto Dust Pilot. He high Jacked the Quantas plane of the daddy jingle lovers. Clive palmer also transcended into the plane in fluro green lingerie. The music on this plane usually blasts so loud that it sounds like a bomb dropped and an engine and wing fell off. Jason Derulo also gives free handjobs.

Motif: "MMMMMMMM YES DRENNO MAKE MY JACK CUM IN THAT TIGHT ANUS"

Omg did you read the Haine Religion of the off of a daddy Jack cheeto dust

Delism(cult/friendly religion)

The cult of Delilah, Our lord and savour.

''Hey. you part of the Cult 'Delism(cult/friendly religion)' and commit alot of 'delism' aka mass genocide''

''Yes. So what if Delism(cult/friendly religion)is a cult of Delilah''

Definition: the cult of Delilah and DOESNT include acts of mass genocide

anime religion

we worship all anime and hentai in the anime religion

1:hey are you part of this religion

2:no what is it
1:anime religion

Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

religion hop

hopping from one religion to another.

trisha paytas is a religion hopper

Religions That Discriminate

Islam is the most misunderstood religion - Christians, Jews, Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists and more will burn in hell. They always blame the Muslims and when a Muslim hurts a fly they get sentenced to death and when one your dirty white boys kills someone they help cover up their tracks. Admit it, you're dicks who discriminate.

Christian: That terrorist was a Muslim.
Jew: They totally ripped off of our religion.
Muslim: Stop discriminating.
Every Other Religion (Religions That Discriminate): HE SPOKE!!!!!!! ARREST HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gate religion

A religion created to have the ability to be a born again virgin. The ability to change ur virginity depending on what city you are in or just in general.

Thanks to the gate religions I’m a born again version