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Some dipshit Discord admin who won’t accept my friend request :(

me: “WEEELL Alamo’s a bitch he’s a big fat bitch, he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, he’s a bitch to all the boys and girls!
On Monday he’s a bitch, on Tuesday he’s a bitch, on Wensday through Saturday he’s a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different he’s a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
Have you ever met my friend Alamo he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch he’s a stupid bitch! Alamo's a bitch and he’s just a dirty bitch!
Have you ever met my friend Alamo he’s the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he’s a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair, he’s a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, he’s stupid bitch
Alamo’s a bitch and he’s just a dirty bitch!
Alamo,
Is a big fat fucking bitch!
Alamo, yeah!”
Alamo: “This is why I won’t accept your friend request.”
me: *dies*

by genocidalsharkcum January 16, 2022


ALAMO

A stand-in word used in excitement or a call to action. Similar to saying "rock on" or "kick ass" but with more meaning.

Origination of the use of the word is from J. Ray and his use of it via the radio.

Also used when the application of restraints are applied.

Alamo
Hell ya, Alamo!
Alamo bitches!
Alamo this bitch

by Keith McKalister January 6, 2019


Alamo

Property of PenguinMan320

Alamo is by far my worst slave

by El penguino June 18, 2021


alamo open house

It's when you push your enemy or friend (if you are an awful person or you both are) down a well or below ground enclosure with ground level opening and while they are awake and terrified you defecate above them and say "remember the alamo" and refuse to help them out until they "clean house." Also known as " the buffalo bill basket."

Hey did you watch silence of the lambs? That part where buffalo bill keeps that girl in the well is so frightening! Oh yeah? Not as frightening as an alamo open house!

by wuce brayne January 8, 2014


The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo

The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.

It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.

The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.

Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.

by Daryl Johntson February 12, 2021


JTEK Alamo

A special trigger/attachment designed to make your gun shoot faster made by Joey Tech/Joey's Solutions+Shop from the popular Roblox game Michael's Zombies found in one of the main menu tabs

The Regret 8x with Speed Cola, Double Tap Root Beer, And JTEK Alamo can literally clear hordes in seconds

by RoseRed669 January 23, 2023