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My American Heart

one of the sexiest bands to ever walk on the face of the earth.

"They stole My American Heart right out of my chest!"

by Diana Smith June 22, 2008

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MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023


You’re My Heart, You’re My Soul

Deep in my heart, there's a fire, a burnin' heart
Deep in my heart, there's desire for a start
I'm dying in emotion
It's my world in fantasy
I'm livin' in my, livin' in my dreams
You're my heart, you're my soul
I keep it shining everywhere I go
You're my heart, you're my soul
I'll be holding you forever
Stay with you together
You're my heart, you're my soul
Yeah, a feelin' that our love will grow
You're my heart, you're my soul
That is the only thing I really know

Let's close the door and believe my burnin' heart
Feeling all right come on, open up your heart
I'll keep the candles burning
Let your body melt in mine
I'm livin' in my, livin' in my dreams
You’re My Heart, You’re My Soul
I keep it shining everywhere I go
You’re My Heart, You’re My Soul
I'll be holding you forever
Stay with you together
You're my heart, you're my soul
Yeah, a feelin' that our love will grow
You're my heart, you're my soul
That is the only thing I really know
You're my heart, you're my soul
Yeah, a feelin' that our love will grow
You're my heart, you're my soul
That is the only thing I really know
You're my heart, you're my soul
Yeah, a feelin' that our love will grow

by Death Menace February 8, 2023

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can you hear my heart beat

THE YURI ON ICE INTRO SENT DOWN BYE THE GODS 😩😩😩😩

Intro: can you hear my heart beat?

Me: YES YES I CANN

by Affixis May 4, 2021

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My shitty heart

Can be used as an expression of admiration or affection, especially for animals.

Something being so cute that you emote pure joy. A modern variation of "my heart!"

That puppy is so cute!!! My heart!! My shitty fucking heart!

My friend showed me a picture of their cat and my shitty heart broke in two!

by Cuteaholic September 26, 2019


My actual heart

When something really sweet happens and you don’t feel like saying something super long to show your in awe

*two people kiss* “ my actual heart

by Imqueenfb June 19, 2019

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your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.

john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"

by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

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