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Uncle OVERWIT, every family has an Uncle OVERWIT. Uncle OVERWIT is that one uncle that's always partying, talking loud, drunk, eating, sleeping, in jail and let's you get away with just about anything.
We need to have an intervention with uncle OVERWIT before he gets locked up for DUI again.
Mom, Uncle OVERWIT ate the steak you told everybody not to touch.
I'm having a party this Saturday if you want to come, don't tell your uncle OVERWIT, he demolished all the liquor last time.
Even though your uncle OVERWIT is always messing up, he don't mess around cooking on the grill.
hey i'm busting for a shite hurry up in the bathroom i need to go see uncle duncle asap.
Your proper rice cooker, better than Gordon Ramsay
-You've seen the video with Uncle Roger cooking rice?
-Hell yeah man that guy is way better than Ramsay
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A father who takes being the 'fun dad' so far that the role he plays in his children's life is more like an uncle. Do the kids need a trip to the dentist? Do they have homework? What are they having for dinner? He hasn't a clue - but he will occasionally take them out to a ball game. Often a non-custodial parent.
Oh hey, Uncle Dad sent me a birthday email and a $20 gift card to Baskin Robbins. I'm lactose intolerant and it's actually my sister's birthday, but... it's the thought that counts, I guess.
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To eat/take almost all of something, but leaving behind just enough so that there's too much to throw out, but also not enough for a full amount or serving.
Mitchell tends to uncle kippy the ice cream. I hate it when someone uncle kippys the soda!
A noun meaning someone who is "calm, with good advice, and an odd love for tea."
You are the opposite of an Uncle Iroh you fucking shit
A female of the species, that due to their incredible girth, selection of double chins, language selection that would cause a truck driver to blush and lack of empathy, can only be described using using a mix of male and female terms.
Don't be such an Uncle Cunty!
I am Uncle Cunty!
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