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On the first day of every winter, anyone can use this coupon to receive a nude
Person 1: Yo girl, can I see sum
Person 2: Eww no
Person 1: But it's First Day of Winter Nude day
Person 2: Oh shit, that's my bad
*sends nude*
The most gorgeous girl around! On the short side but makes up for it with sarcastic comebacks. Sweet and creative with a major soft spot for Dr. Spencer Reid
Random person: Winter-Sheigh is a little shit.
Winter-Sheigh: Fuck you
n. Bleak post-apocalyptic future facing Northern Europe if madmen continue to pursue war.
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Feel that evil in the air? It is the approach of ukelear winter.
A dingus but she is too sexy for everyone else. She enjoys eating children while they are alive and eats fat chickens.
"Do you know who that sexy dingus is?!"
"Thats Winter Favre!!"
A dingus but she is too sexy for everyone else. She enjoys eating children while they are alive and eats fat chickens.
"Do you know who that sexy dingus is?!"
"Thats Winter Favre!!"
When you fail to moisturize your lips in the winter, and your lips get crusty af.
Becky: "Oh my god, it's Jake!"
Samantha: "No girl, stay away, I see that winter crust on his lips."