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PIE! pie is the ruler of the universe! bow down and start worshipping!
the pie's have subtly already taken over the world u may want to show ur alegance =see ruler of the universe!
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A meter ruler refers to an unusually uber-long fore finger that is pointing or being wagged at the end of an out stretched arm, giving the impression of an extremely authorotitive person.
"The jobsworth in Trago Mills wagged his meter ruler at me"
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Edward Elric
Edward
Elric
The Fullmetal Alchemist
Fullmetal Alchemist
since he's sooooo short of course he's an elf ruler! But who cares! Hes just sooo cute and hot and sexy and his eyes! *melts at the sight of edwards golden eyes*
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Alex , henry , ben , james and tom penatrate eachother with rulers
henry shoved a ruler up bens ass, ruler penatration
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When two guys measure their dicks and the measurement is too close to accurately determine which one wins the dick measuring contest, you have a ruler recount to get a reading down to the nearest millimeter, or micrometer if you have a way to determine a reading closer than a millimeter reading. Guys don't get anything for participating or improving in a dick measuring contest.
Guy 1-How many micrometers larger did you tell me your dick was? I gotta get a ruler recount I'm not taking your word for it.
Guy 2- .06 micrometers read it and weep you son of a bitch its been 2 hrs and 32 minutes since we started the contest and we had to get the equipment and calibrate it to get this reading. You owe me a drink.
Guy 1- You held your dick the way you'd get as many extra micrometers as possible, you do shit like that, I'm not giving up that easy!
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A well known authority figure:
Those of whom can not pronounce Macadamia nut are born into a kingdom under the rule of the great Juan Vito (named after don vito) and are forced into speaking Vitoish (a tonge in which you must make sure your sentences make no reason.)
I was once told i could become Ruler of Macidania because of my ability to speak perfect vitoish
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