Crab

Suspicious behaviour or individuals, usually experienced within the marijuana smoking community. Applicable as a noun, verb and adjective, the definition of Crab varies depending on the context.

When used as a noun, the Crab is the individual who is acting suspiciously or flamboyantly.

When used as a verb, the action is the behaviour of one who is being suspicious or arousing suspicion.

When used as an adjective, it is descriptive of either the noun or verb, once again depending on context.

Hey man you're crabbing me out here, don't be a crab.

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Crab

Someone who is just a teeny bit of a nuisance ya know, a bit of an annoying lil’guy. Or someone who’s just getting a bit on your nerves you know?? Yeahhhhhh…

“God, bro you’re such a little crab. Like can you stop please? Fr fr fr 💯💯 back off bro.”

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Crabs

A crustaceous creature contracted after stealing an underaged girl's "P" at camp. You may think your cool at first until you begin to take on crab-like characteristics. Bubbling at the mouth, a redish coloration of the face, and even super-human aggression. The only way to rid these from your nutz is to stand on the bow of a boat while making a thrusting motion into a high powered fan.

John thought he was the shit after being called a pedifile at summer camp until he realized he had crabs all up in his ass.

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Crabs

A creature from the sea that makes its way to happy beach goers privates and attacks them with their snippy things. Snip snip. Snippity snip. Can be passed on through sex and the use of pubics. Hightly visible through clothes and other items to hide your bits due to their vast size. An STI with a purpose :)

Man: Alison whats that crawling up your leg?

Alison: Oh shit im getting crabs.

Man: Shit no sex for me, I have pubic.

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Crab

God being a god

I am a crab

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crab

1. A small ungodly creature that claims millions of innocent lives each year, such accidents are due to the assumption that crabs are innocent little critters that we eat. WRONG. Crabs are the devils own henchmen.
Also see Crab Battle

Snake:Nggh! It's some kind of cave demon!!!
Operator:No! It's a Kenyan Mangrove Crab. Kill it with your knife for a ration.
Snake:It broke my knife!!! It's coming to kill me!
Operator: What the fuck!? That's impossible!
Snake:Nggghn! CRAB BATTLE!!!!!

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crabs

Crabs- adj. Mechanized Dandruff

Not on your head, not on your shoulders, but in your crotch.

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