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The Ho Factor

Used for ranking how hot a chick is. The Ho Factor decreases the hotness for being a slut.

Person 1: Hey look how hot that chick is!
Person 2: Yeah, but once you put in The Ho Factor...
Person 1: Oh, you're right. She's not that hot now.

by dirtygirlfree April 19, 2011


Kranstant Factor

A measure, in number of fingers (nail side-up), the width between a womans legs at the point of the crotch.

That chick is so fit, she must be a model especially with a Kranstant Factor of about 3-3.5

by LordFarquaad May 15, 2011


shamil factor

It’s the satanic force of extreme time pressures and unrealistic deadlines which now a part of most jobs in the private sector. It’s impact is most severe and observable in the professional working in the field of accounting and finance! It is known to cause chronic stress, anxiety, heart attacks and even cancer!

Sally is under stress due to the shamil factor which is a result of the current financial year end and audit being held at the same time!

by UniqueInnovator June 20, 2022


Slack Factor

The ratio of the number of employees in a firm, to the number of Slack channels used by the firm. The higher the Slack Factor, the higher the number of Slack channels per employee, and the lower the possibility of finding that one message you know you just read a minute ago that you needed to respond to.

I just saw a question from Larry, but our Slack Factor is so high, I don't even remember what channel it was in any more. I guess he's not getting an answer.

by Neuticle September 30, 2021


Wrist Factor

A factor used to determine whether or not a man is homosexual. A high wrist factor is proof of a man’s love for another man. It’s all in the movement folks

Look at the way that dude runs with his wrists flopping. His wrist factor is super high.

by SueDoNimmy February 24, 2022


Tab Factor

How many browser-tabs you've opened after researching something on the web.

Weather for tomorrow: Tab Factor = 1
Closest bakery opened on a holiday: Tab Factor = 3
Trying to decide which iPad cover to buy on Amazon: Tab Factor = 17

by brezelben February 22, 2015


Harmful Moist Factor

A rare disease that affects only 0.02% of the world's population. It occurs when the brain overproduces a moist acidic liquid which damages brain cells and can lead to polio. It can be contracted through sexual intercourse or high levels of stress. In few cases, it has caused extreme speech impediments. A cure is currently being developed by Jesse Barronton, who contracted the disease when he was six.

The harmful moist factor in his brain cost him his life by the age of 26.

by ChloeV124 December 1, 2016