Gastral Projection

A massive fart into the stratosphere. Bowel movements that quake the earth. A big movement of gas leaving your body.

My stomach hurts I think I’m about to have a gastral projection.

Vatika Projects

Vatika Builder is a company that makes homes and offices in nice parts of Gurugram, India. Our buildings have new things inside and are friendly to the atmosphere. Vatika has smart workers that try to make clients happy. Most of the Vatika Projects are spread over 11.9 acres. And this Vatika Builders project also provides 3 and 4-BHK luxury apartments. Moreover, this Vatika developers project provides 2750 and 3200 sqft apartment sizes.

This Vatika Projects in Gurugram provides amenities

The Vatika Developers in Gurugram provide modern amenities and facilities, such as

And this Vatika project provides a visitor's parking facility.

Moreover, it provides landscaped green areas, a fire fighting system, and 24/7 power backup.
These Vatika properties are protected by 24/7 CCTV cameras surveillance.

This Vatika Projects provides the best luxury 3 and 4 BHK apartments in Gurugram.

Dynasty Projects

A trashy ass fucking game made by a racist, money hungry owner that goes by the name of kams. His mods suck and they are fucking transgender. All of his mods suck. They banned me a while ago for exposing kams for being a racist. Anyways Byeeee go play Marvel: New Journey where they have reasonable prices, the owner isnt racist and they have better graphics!! 😍🤭😘💋💋💋

Person: “ Hey, whats the trashy game on roblox where the owner is racist, money hungry and his mods suck? “

Me: “ Ohhh, you must be talking about Heroes: Online World “

Dynasty Projects: The worst game to ever exist on roblox

Personal Project Report

A personal project report is a shitty report done 3 hours before you hand it in. It comprises of spelling errors, forged dates and dead lines, and fake emails written by you to you. It is the shittiest report you will ever write (if you are an IB student) and honestly, most of us procrastinate getting it done, using the six months they give us to do anything other than the report and using the week before to complete the fucking report, that IB may or may not even read :D

Student 1: did you finish the Personal Project Report yet?
Student 2: I haven't even finished strand i of A.

Student 1: It's due tomorrow...
Student 2: I know.