Dick Dip

The dipping of one's dick into an object, usually as a prank. Similar to the tea bag.

Don: why does my coffee taste so weird?

Ivan: BECAUSE I DICK DIPPED IT LOL

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Dick Dip

The accidental dipping of one's dick in the toilet water, either as a result of an erection, a shallow toilet bowl, or an abnormally long penis.

"Aw man, I just went to take a leak with a semi and did a total dick dip."

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[dick dips]

having sex, essentially dipping one's dick into a vagina.

"I was doing dick dips all night last night."

"I've been doing dick dips on so many broads lately that I'm getting tired."

"Sarah is sore from all the dick dips last night."

"Birds love it when I take them out for some dick dips."

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dick dipping

Dipping your dick in a dipping sauce with a bobbing motion.

Bob: Was he just dick dipping into the BBQ sauce?
Pete: The hip motion looked like he was bobbing.

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Dick dip

immerse dick inside any substance or hole, seeking explicitly for sexual pleasure.

"-Where's Jon?
-Dick dipping her gf."

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Dusty dick dip

When you put your cock into a car exhaust, then pull out your schlong, then a girl sucks of the dust and soot

I want Kendall Jenner to give me a dusty dick dip.

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dick and dip

Another phrase for hit it and quit it

Dude I totally dick and diped last night on Carly

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