0

0 means nothing.

I have 0 friends...

215👍 6👎

0

The number of fucks that one gives.

Person 1: Excuse me, sir, can you spare a fuck?
Person 2: I am truly sorry, I have 0 fucks left.

285👍 33👎

0

The amount of times you have had sex

Jim: hey Steve, how many times have you had sex?
Steve: 0
Jim: that sucks

47👍 8👎

0

The number before 1 but after -1
Without this we would be nothing

-1 0 1 The normal sequence of numbers from -1 going to 1

72👍 12👎

0

A number donating nothingness, the absence of anything at all.

0 isn't nothing, it's a number.

259👍 56👎

0

0

0

46👍 10👎

0

Where Captain Planet is taking pollution.

Person A: hey, can I litter here?
Person B: yeah, don't worry about it, Captain Planet will take it down to 0 for you.

218👍 65👎