30 Minutes

Slang for 1 hr to a Day

Hey do u have a cigarette?
Yes but Im gone.. Ill be back in 30 minutes

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30 minutes

The average practice time a band kid practices for.

"Mr. Bob?"

" Yes? "

"How long should I practice for?"

" 30 minutes. "

30 minutes

The minumum amount of time needed for the average human male to recharge.

Cindy: "I'm so horny right now! John, why can't you get it up?!"

John: "Sorry Cin, it hasn't even been 30 minutes since I banged your sister, Kate."

Kate: "Trust me sis, it'll be worth the wait!"

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30 minute shower

having a extra long time taking a shower due to intense masturbation while in the bath tub.

roberta: whats taking your husband so long in the shower?

michelle: oh gosh i think my husbands taking a "30 minute shower...Again!.

roberta: Eww gross.

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30 minute

When someone sits in path room for 30 minutes

Calebs taking his 4th 30 minute today!

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30 minute-er

A massive shit, in reference to the amount of time you will be spending on John Crapper's invention.

Be back in a while, I need to take a 30 minute-er.
Give me the Bible, I have a 30 minute-er brewing.

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30 minute shit

When your friend says they are going to take a "crap" and come back thirty minutes later because instead of just taking a crap they jacked off and used taking a shit as an alibi.

guy:yo guys.. im gunna.. uhh.. take a crap ill be back.
guy2:wow dude hes pullin a 30 minute shit.

30 minutes later...

guy:back
guy2:wow finally you stopped wackin' off

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