59

A variant on 69 sex position where both participants are eating ass.

'Wanna 59?'
'Do you mean 69?'
'Nah I meant 59, it's when we eat each other's asses.'

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59

basically to be used instead of the word check

i am unsure of something, i better 59 it

oi pal, 59 these new shoes

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59

Literally a number.

How many do you have of them?
59!

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59

An attempted 69 by person in a wheelchair

Sarah: -Sees handicapped guy- "That guy's cute"

Alex: "Lawl, you gonna 59 each other?"

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59

When a woman lies sideways on top of a man, bellybutton on bellybutton, and jerks the man off with one hand, and forces her other hand in the mans face and mouth, to the point of exhaustion.

1. "Dude, it got really nuts last night with Michelle, she actually winded up giving me a 59."

2. "I couldn't believe it but i saw this video of Paris Hilton giving this dude a 59. It was intense."

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59

Just like 69 but when one of the people involved is a paraplegic, i.e. the shape of the wheel chair will form a number 5

My paraplegic girlfriend and I engage in 59 rather than 69, as it is physically impossible for her to 69 in her wheelchair.

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59

it's like a 69 except the guy does none of the work.

guy 1: "what a night last night"

guy 2: "what happened? did you 69?"

guy 1: "better, 59"

guy 2: "nice one!"

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