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5 Knuckle Shuffle

to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank

after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle

by big bobs basterd beans December 4, 2005

516πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


5 Knuckle Shuffle

The person above me is a perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to him/her.

5 Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.

Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!

by Cena pwnz August 2, 2004

126πŸ‘ 517πŸ‘Ž


the 5 knuckle shuffle

A slang word for masterbating

Mom: where is timmy, he has been in his room for a long time
Brother: he's doing the 5 knuckle shuffle

by BlazeBeing May 13, 2015


5 knuckle shuffle

to: shake hands with the devil
self pollute
self harm
choke the chicken
releive ones self
wank

Gill: whats wrong Bob? Do you want me to perform fellatio to you again?

Bob: Fuck no, ur teeth grind me bell like a cheese grater, u fukin whore, get out, il have a 5knuckle shuffle instead

by 7clayton7 July 24, 2005

132πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž


5 knuckle shuffle

When a man places his cock in a woman and he begins to wank until he busts a nut

He 5 knuckle shuffled in her

by The cerified G January 13, 2017

7πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


5 knuckle shuffle

A name of β€œmasterbation”

Mom: β€œcome eat dinner Alex!”

β€œOne second I’m doing the β€œ5 knuckle shuffle”

by Wargun785 June 12, 2019

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

..to masturbate.

Damn....Mark hasn't gotten any strange for like 5 years. The only release he gets is doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on the piss pump. Poor f*cking bastard!

by Bangboy December 31, 2010

44πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž