childe

1 a young master.
2 the other definitions are just people messing up the spelling of "child".
3 tartaglia from genshin impact that i didn't manage to pull.

the childe is very wise, despite his young age.
or
how the fuck did you get childe on your first pull.

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Childs

A much more entertaining way of saying children.

Tip: even more amusing when said with a Southern accent :D

Teenage: "look mom! Them childs are running on our vegetable garden!"

Mom: *yells* "Y'all go back to your mommies ya hear!"

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Child

Tommyinnit

Tommyinnit is a Child

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child

a wide eyed human of under 18 - eager to discover the world, but forced to attend a prison where they are force fed information and are left to be attacked socially by their peers while the teachers shrug. These poor creatures are in an environment where they are forced to fight tooth and nail to recieve a sliver of recognition from their peers.

travis: ur such a child

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childe

1 zhongli's sugar daddy
2 child but typo

nico: guys i got childe in his banner rerun, welcome home tortilla man
mika: SLDKJFLSKD CONGRATS stop making me jealous

louise: that's so pog wow!

petra: come on, he's still a childe, leave him alone
petra: sorry typo, child**

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a child

the thing that is worse than a rapist

“there’s only one thing worse than a rapist”
*boom*
“a child”

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Childe

(n.)
1. People who got too used to typing childe instead of child that they just type childe instead of child.
2. No. 11 of the Harbingers, aka Sugar Daddy Childe, Tarrichlia, or his most basic name, Tartaglia.
3. Insanely op Dps; with those hydro daggers he applies the wet status very easily both in-game and irl.

Ex 1. Childe please come home I didn't pay that $300 just for Qiqi cons.
Ex 2. Zhongli: Sugar Daddy Childe please give me some money I forgot my wallet again.

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