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A Tie

Stupidest fucking thing to get your father on Father's Day

End of story

what did i get on fathers day? oh i just got a fucking tie

btw i'm not a father, i just think that just giving your father a tie, is like telling your father that all he does is work. why not get him a shirt or a pair of sneakers?

by Not a bum June 16, 2013

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


tie a tie

When a man ties his tie around his neck.

Wife: Honey, your'e late for work, what are you doing in there that's taking forever?

Husband: I'm trying to tie my tie. It's actually very hard to tie a tie!

by xxhellod June 21, 2010


tie-tie

A cutesy way of saying "tired."

That little puppy is so tie-tie he just fell asleep in the middle of the floor.

by chicagotriathlete June 25, 2006

44๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


TIE

It's an abbreviation for "Take it Easy".

It's said when saying bye to someone --- "I gotta go, TIE"

Can also be used when telling someone to relax --- " Like yo just TIE"

by THE A-MAN & THE TUSH December 6, 2013

156๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


tie

TIE - standing for Twin Ion Engine, a generic name for the Imperial line of starfighters with two ion engines and two or three shaped solar panels.

TIE fighters are nippy little things, but even a brush with a quad laser and... BOOM!

by Zachary Gibbons September 22, 2004

113๐Ÿ‘ 61๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tie

A narrow fabric band of varying length worn around the neck and tied in a knot or bow close to the throat.
Although generally worn by males while dressing up, it is slowly becoming acceptable to wear casually.
When girls where ties, they are subjected to torture of trying to be "unique" or an Avril Lavigne poser. Neither of which is necessarily true, some wear them just because it sounds fun (they do make great accesories!).

"I wore a tie today because I felt like it, but everyone called me an Avril Lavigne poser. That's not true at all! If anything, she simply opened the door for non-necklace neck-decor for females; just because I wear one doesn't make me a poser!"

by Liberal Hippie Douche March 18, 2005

99๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


tie

Net abbreviation for "Take it easy".

Ok mate, i'm outta heres, peace out'n tie!

by Bruce Lee April 21, 2005

77๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž