Are You Fucking High?

When someone says something so outrageous, all you can sputter is the statement 'Are you fucking high?!'

Guy 1: 'I know a lot of people hate pop singers, but I think they're actually original, creative, individual, and in fact, I'd like to take a moment to commend all of them on their contributions to society as well as the world. Without them we would not be as cultured as we are now. I really appreciate them and hope to one day have a love-child with a pop singer.'

Guy 2: 'Are you fucking high?!?'

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Are you fucking high?

What Jeffy asks Mario alot.

Mario: Alright Jeffy, it's time to eat your green beans, whilst I have a slice of pizza just for me!

Jeffy: WHY DO I HAVE TO EAT GREEN BEANS AND YOU EAT A PIZZA, ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!

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