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The day the baddest bitch/dude was born. On this day, the stars aligned and God placed multiple seeds in many lucky women around the globe. These women birthed the most legendary people to ever exist. All my august 9th people, rise up! Your time is now. You are superior.
Man, those born on August 9th are LEGENDS.
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August 9th is national Orgasm day the day to fuck a female and made them legs shake .
August 9th is fun I get to fuck this girl and make her legs shake .
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August 9th is national Orgasm day. The day to fuck and make the female feel good , shaking during sexual intercourse .
It’s August 9th , my type of days . Can’t wait to fuck this girl and make her legs shake .
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National smack your sister day.
Guy 1: bro did you hear it’s august 9th
Guy 2: damn when I get home imma slap tf out my sister
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The birthday of this generally nice guy named Darious. On this day it is traditional to shower him with spongebob shirts and chocolate cake.
Rando Girl 1: Yo dude, tomorrow is august 9th
Rando Guy 2: So?
Rando Girl 1: Its Darious' birthday and i gotta get him a spongebob shirt
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Did you hear it's August 9th.
Oh yeah it's haiji towa hate day!
August 9th is the day leaders are born, not just any leaders, the most compassionate and kind leaders.
Females born on this day are sweet, generous, strong and very kind, always look good and will age like fine wine.
Bossy, strong and attractive women are born on August 9th.
Man born on this day are strong, determined and very attractive, they are the definition of a faithful man.
If someone is born on this day and their name starts with the letter E, they will be very successful and loved by many.
Those born on this day will be challenged but they will succeed no matter what.
Person 1: hey when is the boss birthday?
Person 2: Eloisa was born on August 9th
Person 1: she is such a great leader.
Person 1 : The boss lady is very attractive huh?
Person 2: yeah, she was born on August 9th
Person 1: makes sense.