being fucked

When you are having sex, and your mom askes what you're doing.

I'm being fucked

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being fucked

a dickhead moves up, down, left, right in a body's holes.

I am being fucked so hard now the fucker's dick fell off.

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being a fucking idiot

Filling the site with useless bullshit like giving yourself an ego trip by writing cringe worthy 'love' texts about yourself or defining words that would be in a dictionary.

Don't fucking do it. It ruins the random feature by showing 100s of names of useless brats that need to write shit about themselves to feel good.

Guy A: what's with all of these retards filling in their names on this site?
Guy B: it's because they're being a fucking idiot and ruining the site.

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its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

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being so fucking hot syndrome

Something that doesn't exist, but insecure people say they have it to make it seem like they have any sort of self esteem. And apparently my friend, Madyson has it.

"Dude look at that girl, she definitely has Being So Fucking Hot Syndrome."

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you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

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