Bohemian Breakfast

Coffee and cigarettes.

I'm bored and broke, man. Let's have a bohemian breakfast at D's Diner until Jay get's off from work.

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Bohemian Breakfast

A recipe used in certain cultures throughout the world.

Ingredients: ½ stick of butter, four slices of bacon and three hard-boiled eggs.

Directions: Wrap bacon around butter and insert into partner’s rectum. Add (into rectum) shelled eggs and mix with penis until smooth texture is noted. Forcibly remove into 8 inch frying pan and cook over medium heat until light golden brown color of eggs fluff.

After an evening of passion my lover and I enjoyed a Bohemian Breakfast on our vista as the sun rose over the horizon.

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