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Bookmarking

When a person isn't you're boyfriend or girlfriend, you aren't even dating them, but you keep coming back to them, and you're holding out for someone better.

She thought she could do better so was bookmarking the nice guy for rainy days and lonely nights.

by NakedElmo March 19, 2018


Bookmark

Derek who is someone’s current situation but isn’t the the final chapter

As long as he understands that he is just a bookmark and I’m the final chapter to your book

by SirKug September 29, 2020


bookmarked

Pulling out after sex and leaving the condom hanging out of the vagina or anus to let the partner know you are not finished with them, and in the case of an orgy, to mark which partner you were last with.

“Oh she just waited while I got me a beer, I’d Bookmarked that pussy brother

by Budget Ninja August 22, 2014

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Bookmark

Mark made on a person upon striking them with a book. The mark is usually a reddish color. Bruising may also occur as a symptom of being bookmarked.

My parents often bookmarked me as a child.

by c0re_M July 30, 2008

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Bookmark

The awful player on a hockey team that sits in between the forwards and the defense and gets no ice-time.

"Hey bookmark, I've seen more ice in my drink than you've seen all season."

by story13 December 2, 2009

25👍 12👎


Bookmark

When you place your wang between the butt-cheeks of your bedmate. Sometimes an innocent byproduct of spooning, sometimes a not-so-subtle hint that you're in the mood, occasionally purely for a laugh.

When Sally and I woke up this morning we realized at the same time that I had bookmarked her.

by yrhead April 28, 2011

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Bookmarked

To meet and claim someone as yours ahead of time while living your hoe phase.

“met too soon

Sarah my dream wife, but I gotta get my hoe phase out of the way first; she definitely getting bookmarked

by BIGLEE_78 November 16, 2018