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Bumholing is the combination of the words Bum and Holing. This is the extreme sport version of Anal or Anilingus sexual intercourse. Known in the past as a casual weekend sport for bum bandits Bumholing has become a modern past time of which the whole family can enjoy.
Dan: "What are you doing this weekend then Bob"
Bob: "Just a bit of bumholing with the missus"
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literally the anus, anatomically speaking.
My girlfriend was on the rag all week so I had to do her bumhole.
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A stupid person ,the anus. Another way to call someone a arsehole,Asshole
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A person who is idiotic and walks like a pigeon.
John: 'Hey bumhole!'
Bumhole: 'I'm sorry i walk like a pigeon'
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Bumholed is a verb, specifically the past tense of the verb bumhole.
Chris: How are things going with you and that post office worker?
Mike: Things are great! She came over last night, delivered a package that had been delivered to the post office, exclaimed it was shoes and then asked me what I wanted to do tonight.
Chris: You decided to bumhole her, didn't you?
Mike: Yep, I bumholed her good!
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Derived from the O'Connor household in relation to cats sitting on kitchen worktops or tables. When cats sit down, their bumholes 'kiss' whatever they are sat on, which after extensive research was discovered to be 'not a very pleasant act'.
The word 'bumholed' then became applied to anything that had been messed up, ruined or generally treated with disrespect. See example a.
You can also be 'a bumhole'. This is usually a person who not only treats things with disrespect, but scrounges off of others, takes advantage of someone or steals something. See example b.
Common 'bumhole' phrases you may hear are demonstrated in example C.
a - David has bumholed my 'The Best BBQ Album in the World Ever 5' cd. It skips all my fave BBQ hits!
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Ben - I can't believe that guy. He's been here for 6 months without paying rent, eats all my food and has bumholed my BBQ album.
Beth - What a bumhole.
C - 'Stop being a bumhole'
'Stop bumholing me'
'I'm sorry man, I've totally bumholed the last of your toilet roll'
'That bumholing bumhole has bumholed me for the last time'
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