Random
Source Code
Random
A calendar used to countdown to Christmas Day. Each day you will get a small gift (chocolate, pocket money, etc.)
I want an Advent calendar.
11👍 3👎
Damn, why didn’t the world end on 2012 like the Mayan Calendar said.
6👍 1👎
A calander the Jews use by filling in all the days that various establishments are giving something away for free or at an extremely reduced price.
Before we go out let me check my Jew calendar and see if we can get a free or cheap meal.
7👍 3👎
The act of negotiating a meeting time by listing your available times for a meeting to others, and hoping one of those times hits an available time from the other parties to the meeting.
Glad you can make that time; calendar battleship is exhausting.
Planning an event with several other people around each of their schedules. This often turns into a gigantic clusterfuck, just like a game of chess for most people.
Person 1: well I can't go on the 19th through 23rd or the 25th, 26th or 29th
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess
When a co-worker who you've shared your calendar with uses it to stalk you and challenge you on why they weren't invited to the meeting also.
Sandy is always calendar creeping me so now I make all my appointments private and tell her I have medical appointments for my rash.
In business, the art of stealing someones time by creating a meeting that you didn't consent to thus unnecessarily jamming up your schedule.
Johnny set up that meeting without talking to me. I needed that time and could have done without the calendar rape. Now I have to rearrange the entire day.