Captain Hero

One of the most messed up characters in Drawn Together, Captain Hero is a parody on Superman. He is also a necrophiliac, enjoys S&M, is a bisexual, has a childish personality and possibly a mental disorder, is at times a cross-dresser, practices bestiality, had a romance with Xandir, Foxxy, Bleh, and Unusually-Flexible-Girl.

"By the time I get there, the girl is either already safe, or dead. Either way, there's going to be some serious fondling."

~Captain Hero.

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Captain Retard Hero Force

Any one of many groups of video game grunts that come in large useless numbers

YES! I just blew up that thing! oh wait, here comes the captain retard hero force....