Chex Mix

Contrary to what most people believe, Chex Mix is a lifestyle, not a food. Having a 'Chex Mix' lifestyle means that you are a radiant, globular conglomeration of suavity.

Guy 1: Hey, see that dude over there chugging that Chex Mix?
Guy 2: Yeah...?
Guy 1: Isn't he awesome?!
Guy 2: Hell yeah!

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Chex Mix

A clusterfuck of deliciousness.

That Chex Mix just made me orgasm in my mouth.

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Chex Mix

The all that is holey snack you eat at every second of the day.

I had the best, most heavenly bag of Chex Mix. Afterwords I creamed myself.

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Chex Mix

A person who looks mexican but has chinese lookin eyes.

Dude, is he Mexican or Chinese?
Fuck, I don't know he's Chex Mix

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Chex mix

An orgy with multiple races.

That chex mix last night was insane.

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chex mix

a cocktail of stimulants, usually ritalin and adderall conveniently bundled for one's consumption.

"yo, i'm still geekin' off that chex mix!"

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chex mix

n. Slang for making whoopie

Holy crap, i so wanna eat chex mix with Tom.

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