Church mouse: Refers to a poor person or someone who is meek and quiet.
She is poor as a church mouse.
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A dude that sucks another dudes dick on the down low and keeps his mouth shut about it
My church mouse sucked the pants off me yesterday but everyone still thinks I'm straight cause he stays quiet about it
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A church mouse is a mouse that lives in a church, but in slang, it means a dude with a very small dick; a micro penis.
Karen: Lindy says Bob is great with his tongue, but she really doesn't seem satisfied.
Dee: Maybe Bob is a church mouse.
Karen: Meaning?
Dee: He has a super small dick.
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A church mouse is a meek individual who attends church regularly and frequently.
Go back to church you church mouse!
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Jim: hey, did you see that church mouse
carl: yeah man, it was a mouse in the church
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When you and your partner are having risky sex as quite as a church mouse, due to family or others being in the close by vicinity
βTheyβve been upstairs for a whileβ
βYea, theyβre probably up there church mousingβ
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is when a fellow friend is wearing shorts (or pants, yikes) and sneaks the tip of his penis out the bottom of his pants..
used in the sense of a "made-ya-look" phrase
Me: hey guys, look over here!!
Me: ***"CHURCH MOUSE!!"***
friends" awh dude thats ratchet af
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