cob

Acronym for Close of Business. Usually referring to a 5:00PM deadline.

Middle manager: "umm, if you could just get that done by COB, that would be terrrrrrrific."
Programmer: "sure, I'll get to that right away" ::what the hell, I guess I better do that right away...I'll look up COBB on Urban Dictionary::

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cob

Slang for a crusty bread roll used in the midlands, usually in Leicester, Derby and Nottingham.

If one ever has the fortune of being around these parts, be sure to ask for a 'cheese and onion cob me duck' in the local 'Cob Shop'.

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cob

cum on body

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cob

The cardboard tube at the center of the toilet paper roll. The word is possibly derived from the folk custom of wiping one's ass on corn husks or corn cobs, though it is uncommon to perform this operation with a cardboard cob.

My kid needed cardboard tubes for her school craft project, so we used the cobs from our toilet paper rolls.

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cob

A roll of Toilet Paper.

Based on story of humans wiping with a corn cob, minus the kernels of course. May have originated in the deep south or on a rez near you.

I'm going to the store to get some cobs!

I need a cob.

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cob

Northern English slang for a bread roll (shaped similar to a cobble stone)

I was starving, so I ate a sausage cob

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cob

to be in a mood, angry, or be having a mard

Nick was so pissed off he was having a right cob at me

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