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An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.
Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!
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An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.
Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!
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1 egg
This is of course a reference to Danny Gonzalez
I would like scrambled country breakfast
The Old-Fashoined Country Breakfast is a southern tradition: an alcoholic drink consisting of orange juice and whiskey. If you're a seven year-old looking to be inebriated by mid-day, Sunny D is a good substitute as well. Although for centuries it was just called "Uncle Jasper's off-limits O.J.", it was officially re-named Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast by the drink's main consumers, Nashville rockers The Daily Howl.
"Man, this Old-Fashioned Country Breakfast got me drunk as shit! I think I'mma take a nap before lunch!"
"You wanna go to Cracker Barrel and get an old-fashioned country breakfast?"
"No thanks, I got plenty in this here glass!"
1) The country version of a normal japanese breakfast.
2) Japanese breakfasts consist of a girl containing a mouthful of warm noodles and a large cock.
3) A Japanese COUNTRY breakfast is the same noodles and cock but with extra man chowder on the side.
I took a girl behind my barn and gave her a japanese country breakfast
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1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.
2. a heart attack waiting to happen.
Dean order a Big Country Breakfast and later died of a heart attack.
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The filling of an unsuspecting sleeper’s mouth by means of defecation.
‘Country Breakfast’ by anon
I don’t mind admitting
‘Twas me who was shitting
Into your mouth while you slept
A country repast
For breaking your fast
Which you had no choice but to accept