dick sniffle

The act of inserting the nostrials between the scrotum and the penus. A person in this position would then start sniffling rapidly, much like a blood hound would do to find scent.

Often used to detect scrotal anomalies, such as bad hygene and/or STI's.

"Keesha, you better stay far from freddy! I already done that DICK SNIFFLE shit down on him, and he got stronger cheese than Chester Cheeta, girlfriend!"

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Dick Sniffles

When your nose starts running from sucking dick; most commonly happens from deep throating.

She sucked my dick so good she got the dick sniffles.

Gimme a break, I've got the dick sniffles.

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Dick sniffles

This occurs when the amount of sperm flowing into her mouth overwhelms her swallowing ability and the jizz begins to overflow through her nose causing a reflexive sniffing of the goo, in a attempt to not waste any of the special sauce .

Mike asks ,"Busy night at the truckstop? She replies " Why yes babe, I made 25 dollars, but I got a bad case of the dick sniffles! Fifty cents a head is all they would pay, I sure wish they would pay by the pound instead, we'd be rich!"

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Sniffle dick

When a guy doesn't get a blow job and whines and cries likena little bitch afterwards.

When johnmy couldnt get a blowjob he went home and cried like a sniffle dick