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This is the day to send a nude to your fellow soldier that has just completed No Nut November. This is the first time your soldier will have nutted in a whole month so make sure your have the most prime picture possible.
Dude! I can’t wait until December 1st because that’s when I can finally bust!
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National stay home day. Everyone stays home from school to confuse the administrators. When nobody shows up for school it's like a free day off for the teachers. tell everyone so no one goes to school. Act sick, break a bone, do anything to stay home.
Mom, I can't go to school I'm sick. and its December 1st
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A straight up bhad bitch was born on this day, a true fucking goddess, and you should praise the people born on this date
Yo she was born on December 1st... She a mfn legend
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December 1st was the day every fine mfs was born on them girls and males fine asf .
December 1st was the day every fine mfs was born on them girls and males fine asf
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A day to celebrate all the hotties being born. People born on this day are fun, out going, sexy and party rockers! If you know someone on this day you should be considered lucky.
Bob- "Wow that girl is amazing"
Jared-"yeah and cute"
Bob-"she must be born on December 1st"
Jared-"oh for sure"
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Woohoo it’s the start of the holiday season, start off by having kinky holiday sex !
Boy: hey babe it’s December 1st
Girl: I’ll get the Santa hat
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The day that follows NNN in which you can finally bust that fat nut that you’ve been harnessing for a whole month. Boys, it’s time for Destroy your Dick December
Him: Yes! Finally it’s December 1st
*goes to the bathroom and faps like a boss*
*forgot to lock the door*
*mother walks in*
*busts fat nut all over mom...*
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