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Someone's attempt at spelling the famous author's name, Dr. Seuss.
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Jacklnte: Hey, you like Dr. Suess?
Meghed: No, but I do love Dr. Seuss.
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What society thinks he was: A beloved children's author
What he really was: A fucking asshole who disliked children and drove his wife to suicide when she became very sick with cancer.
Here's to Dr. Suess: An author, and a sociopath.
feigned slip of the tongue, used to introduce people with doctorates who you, personally, don't rate.
Harvey: Norman, I'd like you to meet my esteemed colleague, Dr. Suess - I mean - Dr. Losifer.
Norman: I'm sure it's a pleasure to meet you Dr. Losifer.
Dr. Losifer: Norman, any friend of whatshisname is -. Anyway Norman, just call me Phil. How do YOU spell Dr. Seuss?
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The equivilent of a Double Suck, hints: the first letters of the words. One girl is confronted by two dicks, in which she is then conned, forced, asked to, or any other form of force; to suck on them both simultaneously.
After hiding in the closet for several minutes, Jimmy joined me on the bed and we performed a Dr. Suess on Jackie in which she shoved both of our cocks into her mouth.
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A bitch ass nigga who likes to pretend to be tight. or a rapper who's a punk ass and and rhymes like a little bitch
Look at that Lil' bitch ass Dr. Suess ass Nigga
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Dr Suess is...
an american man
who writes books with one hand
and can make anything
ryhme with a ting!
the cat in the hat, green eggs and ham, both of which by dr suess
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The greatest damn rapper off all time.
All these rappers trying to look good, and Dr Suess is over there going, "Bitch please".
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